Wednesday, March 3, 2010

What bath salts and bubble bath solutions smell the most masculine?

Lavender? Green Tea with Cucumber?What bath salts and bubble bath solutions smell the most masculine?
This is right up my alley (no pun intended)


Not only does Green Tea make a fabulous bubble bath but the beverage is an excellent source for antioxidants. It's best served with toast points and cute butter cookies.





don't sock me!What bath salts and bubble bath solutions smell the most masculine?
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However, I'm playing the odds. I think Crash Fu is drunk and downloading porn with his free hand...





So, here's my top five masculine bath salts:








1. Eau de Flatulence





2. The Stink of Desperation





3. Stiff Kleenex





4. Pabst Blue Ribbon and Cheetos





5. Levi's 501 *** Juice






I would say lavender.....I also love the smell of grass, dirt, notebook, and fire from the demeter line of fragrances.
Just do a ';hippie bath'; and splash on some Skin Bracer by Mennen.





Confidence is very sexy....





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Do you have to soak yourself before you shave your legs?





I think you would smell yummy if you'd bathe yourself in Yoohoo. I know I'd want to be licking you all over.
Midnight Pomegranate Cotton Blossoms infused with Creme Brullee and Coconut Lime Verbena





%26lt;------ has spent wayyyyy too much time at Bath %26amp; Body Works
Lavender, sandalwood, or vetiver.
Any guy worrying about bath salts and bubble bath left his ';Man Card'; at home... Forget it, just spritz with a little WD-40 and that will make you smell masculine.
My man smells like AutoCAD and text adventure games. In other words, I have no idea what masculine smells like.
Cucumberrrrr!
uhhhh...masculine?
STP makes an nice ';Eau de Carbuerator';.
have him bathe in gasoline...like a real man.





I do fancy the smell of gasoline.
I tried using bath salts in the shower. Damn that hurt.
beer and chicken wing scented bubble baths. sexy and manly!
Saddle soap.

















After it's been used.... get that nice horse sweat smell in there....





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Valvoline Oil and essence of axle grease
Lava. Not the soap.

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